We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Joshua]

Garrisons that are built in volcanoes that erupt 100-200 turns after you enter them so you have to escape quickly.

[Kyzrati]

(Wow this... is actually sorta similar to a certain something coming in Beta 10 xD... Must mean it's a good idea? )

[Joshua]

A BehEMoth armed with a giant EM cannon. It's right there in the name!

[bugsniper]

If you have both wings and legs, you should be able to stomp on enemies like Mario.

[Storm Mk9]

Combat Engineers: Instead of calling for a normal reinforcement squad they call for other nearby engineers to build a box around Cogmind so that they're just stuck in a 1x1 space.

Combat ARCs: They ram you before deploying, just to add insult to injury

Zombies Mode: All bots are hostile and will attack you with whatever they have: Even Serfs will try to ram into you, and Excavators are suddenly kind of terrifying

Combat Mechanic: A 2x2 Mechanic with a stasis projector who immobilises you, then just comes up and takes all your parts off, like you can make normal mechanics do with RIF

Combat Sentry: ...Wait that's just a Heavy, isn't it

Combat Heavy: ...Wait, that's just a Behemoth, isn't it

Combat Behemoth: ...Wait, that's just a normal Behemoth

Deploy-A-Sentry 2.0: an 8-slot Drone Bay that, when used, just deploys an entire Y-64 Sentinel next to you. It's not friendly.

Combat Minesweepers: they place collected traps around you in inconvenient locations

Combat Garrisons: Oh god they have legs now run

[bugsniper]

Your keyboard has an escape key and you should be able to press it to escape from stasis.

[Johnny5001]

An item that keeps cogmind in the same general position (eg. -4 armory -> -4 armory), but randomly changes the seed to a different one. Want to imprint twice? Is visiting warlord only once too little? Need that third + at the end of your score sheet? It has so many strange edgecases that would have to be manually checked while being completely busted at the same time.